10,000 watts

a new update for all of you far away fans on how big and fast i am growing: i am now 12 pounds, which is pretty heavy for a guy my age. my fists are roughly the size of a ping pong ball (bigger than a brussel sprout, smaller than a golf ball). my toes are at least as big as good n' plenties. my nose is about the size of a small grape. my eyes, surprisingly, are still blue. i must have won some genetic luck for these baby blues, that's for sure. and my mouth, the kicker, when smiling, is measured in watts.